throh:

aaaaa42:

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he looks like off brand arin hanson. like store brand. this is like the walmart version of egoraptor.

l-laymitch:

"that must be the uvula"

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"oh, so its a girl house”

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allhalebreaksloose:

interstellarmage:

i knew this guy in middle school who when asked about his future plans, even by school counselors or teachers would without fail always chant,

KICK ASS, GO TO SPACE
REPRESENT THE HUMAN RACE

i wonder what he’s up to these days.

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  • dragonborn: *puts on amulet of mara*
  • begger: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
  • other ppl: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
  • brynjolf: sorry lass I have important things to do

sproutoftheblue:

CLASSIC

open RP

gaypee:

erwinsmithe:

gaypee:

erwinsmithe:

gaypee:

imagehi

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Joseph Stalin raises his head, a sly twinkle in his eye as he meets the bald man’s suggestive gaze. “Walter…” He purrs, dragging his tongue along the underside of his mustache in anticipation. “I see you’ve finally arrived.” 

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hello police

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"Oh, Walter," The man chuckled, mustache quivering in delight. "I am the police.”

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A little baby elephant stumbles into your askbox, holding a small letter in his mouth. He hands the note to you, “I love you. You are a wonderful, loved person." Pass it on to the first ten people on your dash anonymously

catbountry:

No.

I will take all of this baby elephant’s love for myself.

hobok:

You’ve come a long way Sakura

http://specialsnowflakesanonymous.tumblr.com/post/97748296596/ice-cold-water-fuckyeahcolonialism-230

ice-cold-water:

fuckyeahcolonialism:

230 african girls kidnapped by muslims:

All over the news, #Bringbackourgirls tweets by feminists and even the first lady.

1,400 white girls raped, tortured and sold into prostitution by muslims:

Barely makes it out of British press. Actively…

osm-rhodey:

viperbooty:

Valve why you do this shit

Because Demoman needs a fricken timeout

That’s why

trillaryclinton:

illumahottie:

Bye

it looked like someone deep fried this meme